What is the definition of Classified Ior?

Ah, 'classified ior' - that's a term used in the world of espionage, but let's break it down with a twist! Imagine if your favorite sitcom had a character who was, well, 'classified ior' - a super-secret agent working for an organization that's more interested in keeping their spy games under wraps than in solving mysteries or making comedy out of their job.

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Now, here's an edgy sentence using that naughty term: "The new classified ior of the agency decided it was time to unveil the secret agent's favorite snack, which was, tragically, a can of expired peanut butter."